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9 Reviews | 2 w/ Responses

Score: 10
Dick Clubbin'

"Part 2"

submission: Dick Clubbin'
date: November 22, 2009

Absolutely splendid
Call your boy over here, tell em' to throw his leg in the air and bend it
So I can give him the same present
Hit me in the mouth when you want me to end it
I'll pull my cock out and shoot loads on your friends tits
Tits glued together like construction paper crafts your daughter did
Tippin' in and on my breadstick
That vagina was a salty compliment
At Olive Garden
And I love to tip
Take a look down South
N***as' reborn
Go ahead and take off that scuba uniform
And after we've filmed this quadruple x porn
You can take your stupid college ass straight back to the dorm (take it back bitch)
Bring your faggot ass out of the closet
So I can turn on my faucet
Dick like a rhinoceros
Full blast, inside your esophagus
My cock is stiff and dry, like King Tut in his sarcophagus
Drinkin' bottles of my own piss
I fantasize about your kids, and their tiny baby dicks
Runnin' up and down my nips
Gets me so fuckin' hard
And makes me cry
When I think about their tiny fingers around my fat dick
And how big it makes my cock look compared to the size
Of their underaged hands, and bodies
In comparision to an average adult
Oh shit, what the fuck is wrong with me
Fuck it
I'm gonna fuck your baby sister
In her under-developed vagina
Then I'm gonna fuck your baby brother
Lubricated with his own saliva
Then I'm gonna make you jack me off in the back seat of my Jeep Wrangler
Ew girl you look like Bruce Willis
But you've got small tits
You're good enough for Blacktastic's penis
Nothing will come in between us
Besides the huge cumshot
Think you might overspray
Bystanders
Whether they like it or not
N***a
Jack me off, in the club, suck my cock, in the club
Let me fuck your face in the club
I fuck babies
I fuck babies
Babies, babies, babies
Fuck me in the mouth cause I'm a baby (don't mind if I do)

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Score: 10
Imagine (remix) {durn}

"John Lennon - Imagine"

date: July 15, 2009

Love the dreamlike quality of the synth you used, since the idea of the song is John Lennon's "dream." It's like I can feel the peace, tranquility and harmony through the music.

July 16, 2009

Author's Response:

thanks dude. :) this was one I did a few summers back when I was first learning reason. the melody had been in my head for days so I figured I owed it a tribute. :)

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Score: 10
Summer Solace {durn}

"I dunno how to talk techincal so I'll just say"

date: July 15, 2009

This tune is fucking pro, so fun to listen to. I'm listening to it on loop while I play Gears of War 2 because I can't get pissed at this game with such upbeat music hah.

July 15, 2009

Author's Response:

lol, sweet. :) glad you like it enough to throw it on repeat!

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Score: 10
Down Below

"......."

submission: Down Below
date: August 24, 2008

Can I quit at life now that this song has revealed to me that I will never do anything this spectacular?

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Score: 10
Surrealist Sailing

"..."

submission: Surrealist Sailing
date: August 6, 2008

Speechless

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Score: 10
~EnV~Heaven Rd. 2 (Ng mix)

"Wow dude"

date: June 14, 2008

10/10 5/5 No kidding this is definitely one of the best awesome job please don't stop making music bless us with your talent :)

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Score: 10
"In Imagination" F-777 ReMiX

"Dude just awesome"

date: June 13, 2008

This is possibly my favorite song I have heard on NG Audio thus far.

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Score: 10
Flare - Influx

"Unique"

submission: Flare - Influx
date: June 13, 2008

I really like this one, I think it's one of your best. Whatever the thing is that comes in at :44 (Sorry I'm a noob) makes it impossible not to get into the song.

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Score: 10
Afro-Ninja Theme Song

"..."

date: June 5, 2008

Ridiculously awesome. I love the show, and I love this song. The way you played around with the left-to-right on speakers/headphones was really fun to listen to.

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