Score: 10

"Cute ^^"

submission: Lil' Hoots

date: June 30, 2009

Almost too cute, but it's a very fine line and easy to cross, so I forgive you, but watch yourself >:O lol seriously though I liked it great flash.

Score: 10

"Cute"

submission: |~Hug Me To The Skies~|

date: June 30, 2009

Love your stuff dude.

Score: 10

"Faved"

submission: Fizz (Episode 1)

date: June 30, 2009

Because I liked this submission so much, I felt compelled to write a review not contradictory, but somewhat in disagreement with Insanimation's. While I respect and appreciate his thorough review and the time he took to write it, I think it's imperfect to just give a 0-10 rating to each aspect of any given flash, and use that as a basis of it's quality. It's too textbook, and to do so is to not only imply that each one is as important as the other, but also to imply that there is a perfect score that the submitter can only reach by perfecting each aspect of his submission, which I think is too much. For example, if an artist creates a cartoon to go with a song, what rating does he get for audio, since he didn't create the music? Does this take away from the submission's quality and prevent it from perfection, that one of its aspects is unable to be truly rated? What if an artist's submission is like a Stephen King book, and doesn't start at the begging of its plot, but throws you in the middle? How do you rate its storyline? My point is, according to Insanimation's rating system, no, this flash isn't perfect. But to me, it's a 10/10, 5/5, because I loved the humor. It wasn't knee-slapping hilarious, but not all humor is; it was clever and the timing was great. No there isn't a storyline behind the two characters, but is that needed to appreciate the wit? I guess what I'm saying is: sure you can rate each aspect of a submission separately to get a total of 27, then divide 27 by 40, get .675, round up to 7 and make that your "score" for the flash, but doesn't that feel a little cold? I mean, as Newgrounders we aren't rating cars, or household appliances. Is the quality of a flash submission really determined by the sum of its rated parts divided by the possible total? Or is it maybe determined by the enjoyment of the viewer? For some Newgrounders a dick joke ruins a flash, or makes it childish; for others it's a classic that is always refreshing to see used in original ways. Just consider that Insanimation's way of reviewing flash may not always be completely fair or accurate. Maybe sometimes the flash deserves a high rating because it hits home, or because the artist really gave his best to entertain your eyes, or because it had personal nostalgic value for you. Don't always rate a flash what you think it deserves according to the "Newgrounds flash rating sytem." It's okay to every now and then rate a submission according to how you enjoyed it.

Score: 10

"Part 2"

submission: Dick Clubbin'

date: November 22, 2009

Absolutely splendid
Call your boy over here, tell em' to throw his leg in the air and bend it
So I can give him the same present
Hit me in the mouth when you want me to end it
I'll pull my cock out and shoot loads on your friends tits
Tits glued together like construction paper crafts your daughter did
Tippin' in and on my breadstick
That vagina was a salty compliment
At Olive Garden
And I love to tip
Take a look down South
N***as' reborn
Go ahead and take off that scuba uniform
And after we've filmed this quadruple x porn
You can take your stupid college ass straight back to the dorm (take it back bitch)
Bring your faggot ass out of the closet
So I can turn on my faucet
Dick like a rhinoceros
Full blast, inside your esophagus
My cock is stiff and dry, like King Tut in his sarcophagus
Drinkin' bottles of my own piss
I fantasize about your kids, and their tiny baby dicks
Runnin' up and down my nips
Gets me so fuckin' hard
And makes me cry
When I think about their tiny fingers around my fat dick
And how big it makes my cock look compared to the size
Of their underaged hands, and bodies
In comparision to an average adult
Oh shit, what the fuck is wrong with me
Fuck it
I'm gonna fuck your baby sister
In her under-developed vagina
Then I'm gonna fuck your baby brother
Lubricated with his own saliva
Then I'm gonna make you jack me off in the back seat of my Jeep Wrangler
Ew girl you look like Bruce Willis
But you've got small tits
You're good enough for Blacktastic's penis
Nothing will come in between us
Besides the huge cumshot
Think you might overspray
Bystanders
Whether they like it or not
N***a
Jack me off, in the club, suck my cock, in the club
Let me fuck your face in the club
I fuck babies
I fuck babies
Babies, babies, babies
Fuck me in the mouth cause I'm a baby (don't mind if I do)

Score: 10

"John Lennon - Imagine"

submission: Imagine (remix) {durn}

date: July 15, 2009

Love the dreamlike quality of the synth you used, since the idea of the song is John Lennon's "dream." It's like I can feel the peace, tranquility and harmony through the music.

Score: 10

"I dunno how to talk techincal so I'll just say"

submission: Summer Solace {durn}

date: July 15, 2009

This tune is fucking pro, so fun to listen to. I'm listening to it on loop while I play Gears of War 2 because I can't get pissed at this game with such upbeat music hah.